jam-and-cdq:

Some girls want to hear “I’m the Doctor.”

Some prefer “The name is Sherlock Holmes.”

Some even go as far as “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.”

But for a few of us. The few that lurk in the dark.

We long to hear “Jim Moriarty. Hi.”

(via thesuicidalsuperman)

releasethemurderbirds:

Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.

(via knurlock)

geniekeckers:

And I just love Joker/Harley. I don’t know what it is about them… but yeah. 

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

(via bluebackstabber)

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

(via the-loneliest-toaster)